Our live, up-to-the-minute coverage of the Papal Conclave, lovingly edited and released 4 days later.

Las Vegas family! Duncan is coming to Wiseguys Las Vegas, May 15-17. That's five shows! Click here to get your tickets now.

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Our esteemed panel of experts turn off their porn and put it away for a little bit to discuss the issues of the day.

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Duncan issues his demands to the Iberian peninsula, and threatens to do worse to their power grid, should they tarry. Then we talk about teevee!

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Ruby Setnik, brilliantly funny comedian, re-joins the DTFH!

If you're in the Seattle area you can see Duncan & Ruby this weekend! April 25-26, only at the Capitol Hill Comedy Club and Bar. Click here to get your tickets now!

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Soul Greetings, fellow quantum beings! May your scrotes throb in anticipation and never in trepidation. It's time to deal with our lack of certifications in our expertises.

Greenville family! Duncan is coming to The Comedy Zone in Greenville, SC, May 9 & 10! Click here to get your tickets now.

Katy-Cats! Our queen has returned from the stars, but she's under attack! Form up and get ready to Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss with chapter president Duncan Trussell.

Seattle family! Duncan is coming to the Capitol Hill Comedy Club & Bar, April 24-26. Get your tickets now!