NEW I PHONE REVIEW

REVIEW OF THE NEW I PHONE-

I recently got my hands on a new I phone, and was immediately impressed by it’s smoothness. The first thought that popped into my head was “river stone smooth” and then I realized that it was even smoother than that- it was water slide smooth. The sort of smoothness that brings to mind summer days spent slipping down medical blue plastic into wave pools.

The box-smell was the typical Apple whiff- a cross between a new car and and what a space ship might smell like, the smell lingered for 3 hours and then diminished substantially.
The weight is probably the best thing about the new I-Phone. It has the weight of a mildly important conversation with serious undertones. Feels great in the pocket, but with short shorts it tends to bulge white out the bottom.

Feel on the skin? Perfect. The new I-Phone feels great when rubbed against any part of the body, and guys- the girls love it when you lightly press it against their lower back. Try this while smashing berries in their hair, you won’t regret it!

It fits perfectly in your mouth if you don’t mind stretching your lips out. When held between the teeth there is a slight jittery, humming feel. This is possibly the least pleasant aspect of the new I-Phone, very disappointing.

All in all I give it 3 out of 4 stars. A great phone, well worth the $150 price tag.