Soul Greetings, fellow quantum beings! May your scrotes throb in anticipation and never in trepidation. It's time to deal with our lack of certifications in our expertises.

Greenville family! Duncan is coming to The Comedy Zone in Greenville, SC, May 9 & 10! Click here to get your tickets now.

Katy-Cats! Our queen has returned from the stars, but she's under attack! Form up and get ready to Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss with chapter president Duncan Trussell.

Seattle family! Duncan is coming to the Capitol Hill Comedy Club & Bar, April 24-26. Get your tickets now!

Ian Fidance, a cool guy who did nothing wrong on the subway (and brilliant & funny person), re-joins the DTFH!

Seattle family! Duncan is coming to the Capitol Hill Comedy Club & Bar, April 24-26. Get your tickets now!

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Darryl Cooper, new friend of the show and host of the greatest podcast out there, joins the DTFH!

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Denver family! April 19 - Come see Duncan at the Portal Bicycle Day Late Night Takeover at Meow Wolf. Celebrate the first ever trip by joining Duncan's Simulator Upgrade Workshop!

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Denver family! April 19 - Come see Duncan at the Portal Bicycle Day Late Night Takeover at Meow Wolf. Celebrate the first ever trip by joining Duncan's Simulator Upgrade Workshop! And come sober, for god's sake!

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Daniele Bolelli, writer, lecturer, and martial artist, re-joins the DTFH!

You should listen to Daniele's podcast, History on Fire, available everywhere you get your pods! And check out Daniele's new premium workout supplements, Purist Mushrooms.

Spokane, WA family! Duncan is headed your way! Come see him at the Spokane Comedy Club, April 10-12. Click here for tickets and more info.

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