The New Wave of Pornography - Teledildonics
  • So, I was listening to Bryan Callen's podcast and he had on a guy who is an attorney who is well known in the porn industry. When he was asked of the future of pornography, he passionately described the new idea of teledildonics. Essentially, you put your cock into one of these devices with censors (scary) and the porn actress (or more likely cam girl) will have what is essentially a dildo. The censors on your dick, match the censors on the dildo, so when she blows the dildo. . .you feel it on your dick. So this all sounds amazing and terribly addicting.

    But it begged the question for me, if you adhered to normal ideas of monogamy, is this cheating?
  • I love the term "teledildonics" so much
    こたえは いつも 私のむねに。
  • I know, it's the perfect mix of smart and creepy.
  • where can we buy this?
  • what would happen if she bit the dildo really hard? or cut it in half? it seems logical that your dick would be cut in half as well. id rather just use my hand
  • Guutty said:

    what would happen if she bit the dildo really hard? or cut it in half? it seems logical that your dick would be cut in half as well. id rather just use my hand



    I'm sure that wouldn't make the girl that much money in the long run. I'd also bet that the machine probably has some sort of max pounds-per-inch so that it wouldn't injure. That does create an interesting question though, if you were into BDSM would you have to get a stronger censor (like more capable of exacting pain)?


  • Here is the company that the guy on the podcast was talking about.

    http://www.realtouch.com/static/0007/index.html

    They are just selling the part you put your cock into right now, but according to the guy on Callen's podcast, the other part (where the girls specifically work a connected dildo) will hit the market within a year.
  • $330.... ahhh they make it *just* attainable enough... fuck
    For inquiry and learning is reminiscence all.
    -Emerson
  • Thanks the info bob, I'll be keeping a close eye on this technology. Yknow, for science.
    "Up above aliens hover, making home movies for the folks back home of all these weird creatures that lock up their spirits, drill holes in themselves, and live for their secrets. They're all uptight" -Radiohead
  • The sole purpose of the porn industry is to extract your jizz.

    They're jizz extractors.

    They make billions trying to convince people to release body fluids.

    lol.

  • Heeee said:

    The sole purpose of the porn industry is to extract your jizz.

    They're jizz extractors.

    They make billions trying to convince people to release body fluids.

    lol.



    So does the toilet industry.
  • finally i will be able to have no friends and not feel lonely
  • Stig_AdminStig_Admin
    Black Rabbit of Inlé
    I'm starting a band called Teledildonics. Who's in?
    I make websites sometimes, view my portfolio at Chromadile.com
  • EW
    Hrair
    this word was used in an episode of franklin & bash i saw.
    this episode of franklin & bash was a season finale, & i watched it yesterday.
    that is the only episode of franklin & bash i've seen in my life.
    they're lawyer types. you're a lawyer type. teledildonics- yesterday. when this all came about.

    hmm...


    yeahh i want nothing to do with a usb dick attachment.
    108
  • piezopiezo
    Ternary

    I'm starting a band called Teledildonics. Who's in?



    I'm down as long as I don't have to play the flute
  • This will quickly evolve (devolve?) into people trying to remix blowjobs like they do with songs to make the best blowjob ever.
    User # 221 - I've been a member longer then you
  • Richard said:

    This will quickly evolve (devolve?) into people trying to remix blowjobs like they do with songs to make the best blowjob ever.



    I consider that an evolution.

  • Guutty said:

    what would happen if she bit the dildo really hard? or cut it in half? it seems logical that your dick would be cut in half as well. id rather just use my hand


    How did this statement slip by? In what way would these be "logical" outcomes? It's not a voodoo doll, it's a (proposed) electrical device. How would it cut your dick in half?

  • Guutty said:

    what would happen if she bit the dildo really hard? or cut it in half? it seems logical that your dick would be cut in half as well. id rather just use my hand


    How did this statement slip by? In what way would these be "logical" outcomes? It's not a voodoo doll, it's a (proposed) electrical device. How would it cut your dick in half?



    it was a joke, but this whole thing seems crazy, why is beating off so important to most guys? it never seemed very important to me, if i really had to i would just use my hand, and cum in like 2 mins, i would rather do that then spend all this money on some device which in the end is the same orgasm, atleast to me it is
  • So... if your in a relationship, and you have simulated sex with another real person, would that be considered cheating?

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