Nothing was better than my first pussy...
  • I think the goal here might be to lower my expectations, but I hope to receive other opinions.


    It was my second semester of college, age 18 and still a virgin. I meet the girl who would become a five year long relationship which I ultimately ended as I knew our future didn't hold anything special. To this day the thought of her still randomly appears in my mind, I'm generally quick to dismiss it. It's been about 14 months since I've last had sex with her.

    Five pussies later and nothing comes close to the pleasure I would receive from intercourse with my ex.

    1. My ex was of Korean descent (she was 19-24), the very first time I took off her underwear I remember thinking to myself "Out of all the porn videos I've viewed this looks like the type I'd enjoy most." Nearly no vaginal lips, never smelled, was always smooth, always tight and creamy. Occasionally had difficulties prematurely ejaculating because it felt so good. This lasted the entire duration of the relationship.

    None of the following were with girls who I considered prior to intercourse; to be what I call "potential permanents."

    2: This very cute and small Filipino girl at age 19, moderate sized vaginal lips, the inner vaginal walls were grainy. I felt I was poking the tip of my boner against a cyst when I was fully deep, not pleasant. She performed well but the negative feeling below made ejaculating difficult.

    3. This girl was Chinese, age 23. Appears in shape, but chubby when the clothes are off. I could never go down on her as her pussy scared me, a bear trap if you will. Her skin felt as if it was always damp, even hours after showering; it didn't seem to be sweat either, just the way her skin felt. Every now and then when doing doggy style I would get waves of air that smelled as if that cat just dropped a saucey mess in the litter box. She would generally orgasm 3-6 times before I did, this resulting in her hole being about as slippery as the inner walls of a toilet bowl directly after flushing. This girl also performed very well but all the distractions once again made it difficult to finish. She was always the initiator, towards the end I felt like I was just playing along so I had to push her away.

    4. Very attractive 26 Spanish girl. Turns out she's super shy in bed and only likes it with the lights off. Her performance was crippling. I'd expect more from an Autistic ape. She wouldn't even let me look at or go near her sniz with my eyes/mouth. Maybe she had a cock where her taint is or something? This didn't last too long. I should also mention I felt what appeared to be mustache stubble on her, very distracting!

    5. Another Chinese girl, turns out to be half Korean - age 20. Her skin always felt slightly damp as well (maybe a China thing?). The smell of her skin reminded me of my friends house as a kid, his family owned a plethora of animals and they weren't cleaned up after too well. The scent was so distracting that I had to focus on something completely different to get off.

    6. Italian broad, age 20. At first I'm impressed, smooth skin, pretty face, perky. Come to discover she has her clit and nipples pierced, slight turn off for me. I do a pat down on her lower region prior to slithering down with my tongue, it appeared clear of anything frightening. I dive down there only to taste what appeared to be some type of vaginal deodorant. My tongue was dry within seconds! I quickly transition to penetration. Wow, silky and smooth! but a bit loose? I can't quite grasp that. Takes me a near hour to fill her belly button with smiley cream.



    I maybe too soon here, but at age 25 I find my desire to get laid is to the point I'm not even trying. The problem is that I find sleeping alone all the time to be somewhat saddening. However, I am in no position to take on a potential permanent at this point in time. Why do the inner vaginal walls have to be the last thing we experience when we meet a new interesting girl? Because so far for me, only 16% of the time has been worth the effort. I can only presume inner vaginal walls will get less pleasurable as I age, please correct me if I'm wrong here. Since my brain was first presented with the best possible pussy it could have experienced, I think this could now be a life long struggle to "chase that first high". I don't want to end up in the real-doll club.


    If anyone else has had similar issues that they have overcome, it would be great to hear from you.

    Thanks for reading!
    25 / M / Southern NH - Video Editor / MMA / Provider of Euphoria
  • I thought this was going to be a cat thread...

    Post edited by mage_slayer420 at 2012-04-12 22:38:31
    こたえは いつも 私のむねに。
  • Haha. Good reading. You certainly have a way with words.
  • redban symptoms... i suggest you see joe rogan


    Edit: lol didnt read when commented my "funny remark"

    good read..
    Post edited by UN_Lube_aid_worker at 2012-04-12 23:05:32
  • tamper said:

    Haha. Good reading. You certainly have a way with words.



    Thank you, glad my humor carries over.

    redban symptoms...



    I've listened to about 80% of the Rogan podcasts, may I ask what you're referring to?
    25 / M / Southern NH - Video Editor / MMA / Provider of Euphoria
  • Just get a Fleshlight. 10% off if you enter "Rogan" on the website. ;)

    I'd stay away from the Italian. Sounds like she has something to hide.

    Yeah, the first vag feels like home. The only thing you can hope for is to find a fellatio expert who'll make you forget the whole coitus thing.
    Am I Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
  • I had about five sessions with these disposable fleshlight-like tools from Japan. I would highly recommend it for those not wanting to maintain a fleshlight. Granted I have never used a fleshlight. These "Tenga Cups" are sealed and pre-lubed. Even an unlimited supply wouldn't prevent the occasional isolated sadness in bed.

    Buy it here on Amazon (Prices range from $5-12 generally):

    http://www.amazon.com/Tenga-Deep-Throat-Cup-Standard/dp/B000V1OPYA/ref=sr_1_2?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1334292848&sr=1-2


    Here is their commercial, the narration is spectacular:





    I did however use the ROGAN code to get a discount on two fleshlight T-shirts, they're actually quite comfortable/soft for $8.
    Post edited by creamyhole at 2012-04-13 01:00:16
    25 / M / Southern NH - Video Editor / MMA / Provider of Euphoria
  • Are you a serial killer OP?
    As Above, So Below
  • Are you a serial killer OP?



    Is this a term Duncan uses like vampire that I'm not yet aware of?
    25 / M / Southern NH - Video Editor / MMA / Provider of Euphoria
  • @creamyhole are all your topic posts going to be 'hole' themed?
  • @creamyhole I can relate! One of my first girls was this cute petite Korean girl (adopted). The best ;)

    Maybe you should get a fuck buddy to fill that little void? Or maybe you should go on a sex romp, and sample until you find that special someone again?? =)
  • @macumba

    I didn't realize that until now, gave me quite the laugh.

    @andy_sunpopper

    Fuck! Mine was an adopted Korean as well. I fear that if I romp rage with coitus I'll stumble into some curly caves with vicious penis threatening demons inside. I absolutely hate condoms, and I'm not much of a bar guy. I nearly find it immoral to take advantage of drunk sluts. I also don't have much faith in a drunk slut becoming a potential permanent. My father has had three divorces. You could say I'm fearful of commitment even if the girl appears genuine.

    @ladychef I really hope it's a universal experience, at least then I can know I'm part of a large percentage who dreams of their first orgasmic encounter. I should probably share this post with some close friends as I've never bothered to bring it up.
    25 / M / Southern NH - Video Editor / MMA / Provider of Euphoria
  • @creamyhole I think you need therapy. And I think you should facebook message that little asian cutie and tell her that her pussy made you have to go to therapy.

    I wish someone would say that about my dick ;)
  • @andy_sunpopper Unfortunately I've never found any help in therapy. Draining my deep thoughts to someone who isn't my friend doesn't seem to do me any justice. After a few sessions it generally ends up ... "Have you considered medication?" I think I'll pass on the anti-depressants.

    I was the one to push for the break up and tell her to find someone else. We remained friends for awhile but after six months or so of her being with the new guy she told me it'd be best for us not to talk. I respected that decision and told her I'd never contact her, but she's welcome to contact me if ever needed. If that happens I'll consider informing her that her pussy caused me to no longer desire sex; that'd probably get her driving over for a long overdue coitus session!

    The only thing I fear is...

    25 / M / Southern NH - Video Editor / MMA / Provider of Euphoria
  • When I think "creamy" vagina, I think yeast infection. Creamy is probably the worst way to describe vaginal secretions imo.


    But that really is a problem. There are no good slang terms for vaginal secretion. Pussy juice sounds gross. Cream is definitely off the table.


    Seriously what is this sexist bullshit? Men have cum, jizz, jizzum, splooge, and nut, just to name a few. Why the fuck has the female community never come up with a good name for their wetness?

    It deserves a good slang term goddam it, one that doesn't invoke thoughts of cottage cheese.
    As Above, So Below
  • @almussalix

    You're certainly right on the slang term aspect. However, all the slang terms for man juice don't necessarily describe the consistency of the semen. For the most part it breaks down into globby/watery. For women, theirs is creamy/watery/sometimes slightly chunky after period cycles (cottage cheese?). I prefer creamy), I'm sure that's obvious.

    I notice in porn the only term used by both sexes that is vocalized is "cum".

    The technical terms for each according to wikipedia are vaginal fluid and semen. The lubrication is pre-ejaculate and vaginal lubrication. I can't imagine any of these terms going over well if vocalizing during intercourse.
    25 / M / Southern NH - Video Editor / MMA / Provider of Euphoria
  • @itsleeowen

    If the pussy juice I was dealing with was at all similar to the consistency of 100% orange juice from concentrate... I fear the slippery walls of her insides would reject pleasure to my shaft. And if the juice got in my tip, I fear a burning sensation in my urethra would haunt me for days.
    25 / M / Southern NH - Video Editor / MMA / Provider of Euphoria
  • Go fat, fat chicks have nice pussies.

    or Consider a woman as a human. Your choice.
  • He should upgrade his criteria to include anus feel.
  • this thread makes me feel dirty.
    Mr. Takahashi would like to see you all in his office now

    sitaramdas.com
    @sitaramdas
  • First Pussy

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    Second thru Sixth Pussy

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    After threads like this, the OP should just stick to this pussy

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  • I had about five sessions with these disposable fleshlight-like tools from Japan. I would highly recommend it for those not wanting to maintain a fleshlight. Granted I have never used a fleshlight. These "Tenga Cups" are sealed and pre-lubed. Even an unlimited supply wouldn't prevent the occasional isolated sadness in bed.

    Buy it here on Amazon (Prices range from $5-12 generally):

    http://www.amazon.com/Tenga-Deep-Throat-Cup-Standard/dp/B000V1OPYA/ref=sr_1_2?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1334292848&sr=1-2


    Here is their commercial, the narration is spectacular:





    I did however use the ROGAN code to get a discount on two fleshlight T-shirts, they're actually quite comfortable/soft for $8.


    You have to be careful with those, they're sized for the Japanese man.

    Am I Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
  • uiuuiu
    Hrair
    @almussalix How do you feel about using the word "flubes"? My little sister came up with that one and I think it's genius.
  • came back to see whats been going on with this thread. yup, still creepy.
    Mr. Takahashi would like to see you all in his office now

    sitaramdas.com
    @sitaramdas
  • tamper said:

    Haha. Good reading. You certainly have a way with words.



    Thank you, glad my humor carries over.

    redban symptoms...



    I've listened to about 80% of the Rogan podcasts, may I ask what you're referring to?


    Redban has mentioned that he wants to drop down from the big leagues which he is referring to dating porn stars and people who are above him..lol

    btw i was high so there may or may not be a good reference
  • @un_lube_aid_worker

    Okay I remember that vividly. It appeared as if he complaining about his current girlfriend then him and Joe spinned it around to make it appear generally speaking. I may get more chicks if I'm willing to drop down to banging 5's through 7's - but I found I can not do that.

    @sitar

    What's so dirty about this thread in your mind?
    25 / M / Southern NH - Video Editor / MMA / Provider of Euphoria
  • This thread is awesome!
  • @creamyhole get horny goat weed and some maca and you'll be bangin them 5's - 7's easy.

    You don't seem too open to solutions though.. hmm.

    Oh, and get some zinc.
  • @almussalix

    For women, theirs is creamy/watery/sometimes slightly chunky after period cycles (cottage cheese?). I prefer creamy)






    Sometimes vaginal secretions are thicker, but its never reminded me of cream. Maybe an ointment. The only cream I've experienced is the white stuff I've occasionally gotten on my fingers after a particularly hard finger blasting, and that was back in high school. My guess its some kind of vaginal epithelial build up or something. And slightly chunky? For fucks sake dude, you're blowing my mind.I'm in a 5 year relationship, been with her probably 1000 times. I've never once felt chunks while stimulating a wet pussy. I'm not calling bullshit on you or saying you were with nasty chicks or anything, I've just literally never experienced that.



    I banged a girl with a yeast infection. It wasn't bad.




    How the fuck can you stand the smell of a yeast infection? I enjoy a good period fucking, I'm not squeamish, but seriously a yeast infection is a fungal intruder coating your mates pussy with odorous myselial goop. No thanks.
    As Above, So Below
  • um, i guess because i love women and honor them as physical manifestations of the goddess energy. this reads like yelp reviews by an aspergers person with a vaginal fixation.
    Mr. Takahashi would like to see you all in his office now

    sitaramdas.com
    @sitaramdas
  • @almussalix

    The rare globby chunks are no bullshit, I've experienced it with multiple partners. It occurs rarely but when it does it's right after a period or after a hiatus from coitus. I usually notice it sticking to the base of my shaft.

    @sitar

    Hilarious, laughed a solid twenty seconds from reading that. Especially as I spent two summers teaching Asperger's children videography; they didn't learn much.

    @ladychef

    I think you're right about me vibrating on a low frequency. My standards are extremely high. I think they would be lower if I didn't have access to pornography? Maybe if I spend the summer in a tent with a papered journal, I can reclaim a better identity.


    Here's how narrow my interest in females are:

    Can't be above 5'6"
    Not over 140 lbs.
    Nothing bigger than a C-cup
    No dark dark blacks (it would remind me too much of a demon)
    Then there is the vaginal fixation problem that could ruin it all...
    Post edited by creamyhole at 2012-04-14 12:11:48
    25 / M / Southern NH - Video Editor / MMA / Provider of Euphoria
  • in soviet russia dark dark black demon fucks you
    Mr. Takahashi would like to see you all in his office now

    sitaramdas.com
    @sitaramdas
  • @ladychef

    I think you just summed it up. I'm afraid there maybe no way to factory reset my brain at this point. Maybe I'll pull a Timothy Treadwell attempting to do so. I had minimal adult supervision right around the time cable internet came out about 12 years ago. So.. as puberty was hitting, I first got internet access with my mind to freely explore.

    @sitar

    I'm glad I have no plans of attending that country.
    25 / M / Southern NH - Video Editor / MMA / Provider of Euphoria
  • Yellow fever.

    I'm glad it has spared me. And first pussy is always special, whether it's good pussy or not. Although I doubt there are that many teenage chicks with bad pussy.
    Post edited by shikoku at 2012-04-14 21:40:50
  • shikoku said:


    I'm glad it has spared me. And first pussy is always special, whether it's good pussy or not. Although I doubt there are that many teenage chicks with bad pussy.



    I felt about 40% of the people in High School were attractive at the time. At age 25 I feel maybe 5% really appeal to me. I imagine when they gain their freshmen 15, and they post college 25, the pussy gets more grotesque as well. I'm sure the same could be said about males and their cocks.
    Post edited by creamyhole at 2012-04-14 21:44:21
    25 / M / Southern NH - Video Editor / MMA / Provider of Euphoria
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    Love is what occurs when the universe recognizes itself for what it is.
    owlsa support waned RIP orgone
  • Yup, can't beat your first pussy. The scars from all my replacement pussies are really starting to itch. I think my current replacemnt pussy is from a sheep. Nothing worse than knock-off black market replacement pussies. Maybe Obama care will help...
    Always do right - this will gratify some and astonish the rest.
  • Yup, can't beat your first pussy. The scars from all my replacement pussies are really starting to itch. I think my current replacemnt pussy is from a sheep. Nothing worse than knock-off black market replacement pussies. Maybe Obama care will help...



    Maybe bestiality is the way to go.
    25 / M / Southern NH - Video Editor / MMA / Provider of Euphoria

  • Here's how narrow my interest in females are:

    Can't be above 5'6"
    Not over 140 lbs.
    Nothing bigger than a C-cup
    No dark dark blacks (it would remind me too much of a demon)
    Then there is the vaginal fixation problem that could ruin it all...



    Not one point about personality or mind. Sad, very sad.

    I'm sure we could find you a nice mentally challenged girl that fits that description.
  • creamyhole4mod
  • @dhizzo

    That's simply the physical body that I can accept. If that goes along with a great personality then I would open myself to the opportunity of dating.

    I'm currently talking to a girl with a great personality that fits the physical description, but I have yet to explore below her belt. I'm in no rush to do so, I feel that if we bond mentally for awhile first, perhaps the vaginal fixation curse will be dispelled.
    25 / M / Southern NH - Video Editor / MMA / Provider of Euphoria
  • I'm a week and a half into the "No Fap" challenge.

    Fuck me, this is so hard.

    In more ways than one.
  • tldr pussy
  • HeeeeHeeee
    Hrair




    Here's how narrow my interest in females are:

    Can't be above 5'6"
    Not over 140 lbs.
    Nothing bigger than a C-cup
    No dark dark blacks (it would remind me too much of a demon)
    Then there is the vaginal fixation problem that could ruin it all...



    Because this is always on your mind, you'll keep running into a wall when finding a partner. This just means you're looking for a sexual relationship rather than a "soul-to-soul" connection. This is one of the main reasons why so many relationships fail, it's because there's so much expectations to stimulate the fleshy organs rather than exploring the mind of the partner and their emotions in a co-operative experience.

    Even though I don't know you personally, I still think the root of this problem (and for many others) is the lack of knowing the self. If the mind cannot figure itself out through & through, how can it figure out another's on the same intimate level? Partners end up becoming a reflection of ourselves, any issues we see or hear from them tends to be a mirrored reflection of our own.

  • Heee I think he was just saying he likes pussy bud... sounds like you miss good pussy. Not saying, girls, that I don't like you too, but that thing between your legs is awesome as well. Can't have women without pussy and pussy without women.
  • Am I an anti wanker wanker?
  • Am I an anti wanker wanker?



    The choice is yours.

    http://x-art.com/


    sorry it took me so long to get back to you.. what were we talking about?

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