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		<title>Puppy Blender</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2012 02:48:17 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Bonus Episode]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA["Having animal sex stories" is exactly as bad as "Having too many details about your animal sex stories"]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA["We need somebody to protect us from ourselves!" -The Rick Santorum Credo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[6% of all proceeds go to feeding 7 dogs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[94% of all proceeds go to the Natasha Leggero Infinity Hot Tub Fund]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Agape is a nondenominational Spiritual Center in Culver City CA - its name means "Unconditional Love"]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Anti-Drug Laws don't keep people from doing drugs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[are already legislated]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Are there naive atheists?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Backlashes happen because people fundamentally don't want things to be shitty]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bible-Believin' Christians have to let you rape their daughters if you agree to pay them and marry their daughters]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Big Julie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Blanche glimpsed eternity as she was being fucked under a car]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Blanche's Puppy Submission Classes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Blenders really blow Duncan's mind]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Brownsleeves]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cape of Puppies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cops in the Head]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Corporate Coil of Hell]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Crazymakers is a nice way to say "shitheads"]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dirty]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dog Parvo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Don't take me there! Don't want it!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Drugs don't need to be legislated - the actions that are the results of your drugs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Duncan & Natasha want to be intoxicated magicians]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Duncan needs to take LSD to go dancing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Duncan Trussell will not be happy until he can buy hits of acid at a 7-11]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Experience (and the presence of shitheads) sours you]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Foxconn Anti-Suicide Contract]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Go into a meditative state and come really hard]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Good Vibes are a Patronus]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humans are an enormous - frightening race of giants to puppies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[It's hard to have good friends]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mayor Cutie Hates Anti-Corporate Sentiment]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Molested by the Nanny State]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Monolithic Tyrannical Powers are Undercut by New Media]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Morton Downey Jr.]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Natasha doesn't need to take LSD to go dancing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nothing's like an Orgasm for Elevating You From Suffering]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Occupy Wall Street]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Oglio/Cafe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Political Leper Wounds]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ponder the Nanny State (and try not to vomit)]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Protein-seeking Asshole Parasites]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Puppies are like an adorable zombie attack]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ron Paul only wants the federal government to be involved in the bare minimum of governance]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Skunk]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[SOPA]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Subverting Corporate Media Structure]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Great GoDaddy Exodus of 2011]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Self is an Illusion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Sucking Phase]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The USA needs a little time alone]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[TheLavender Kennel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Thelema]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[White Power Rationalizations]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[You should always strive to feel like the balls of your soul haven't been tap-danced upon]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Making puppies in a universal blender, giving t&#8230;</p>]]></description>
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		<title>Pimm&#8217;s on the Thames</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Oct 2011 03:16:20 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Bonus Episode]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA["Cthulu wants to throw gay people down into a pit of fire." -Duncan Trussell]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA["Kids are just saying shit." -Natasha Leggero]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[999 - Tax Plan from The Sims]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[A homophobic ex-pizza salesman is the most popular Republican in the country]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Base it on now]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Blanche is a multicam name!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Blanche is having two puppies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Brian Redban's $1000 Trampy Dog]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Buy an extra copy of this and send it to a meathead]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Coyotes at Midnight]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cute pups or dragged-pussy pups]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dog Train]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Doggystyle is how the cavemen fucked (also in Game of Thrones)]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Duncan and Natasha are going to the worst kind of Bible-Believin' Christian Hell]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Duncan does Bruce Hornsby]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Duncan is Joe Rogan's lesbian friend]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Duncan's trolls are all UFC fans]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Factory farming is pretty horrifying - watch Food Inc. sometime]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[God is a Shrimp]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[GodHatesShrimp.com]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hashtown Cruiser or Pimm's & Soda?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Have we started?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Herman Cain is a cultist]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Herman Cain says a lot of stupid shit in one sentence]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Herman Cain's Hell sounds really nice]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Homophobia is essentially the same as racism]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[HOW COULD YOU MISSPELL HILARIOUS YOU FUCKING TWAT!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Let's talk about Herman Cain's creepy God]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Natasha likes Herman Cain as a V/O Guy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Natasha's new dog loves to get fucked - HARD]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[No one listening to this episode is a cunt]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ODing on Pimm's]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Phone Etiquette]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pimm's]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pimm's on the Thames]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pregnant dogs look kind of gross]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Protect Mack from Herman Cain's God!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Reports of troops improving social order in America is an obfuscation]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Soldiers didn't worry about gender inequality in Afghanistan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sweet dog - but she's whore]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tax Plan from Sim City - Quotes from Pokemon - Ethics from the Bible]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Plague that's taken Natasha's dog]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Poseidan Diet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Tyranny of Fundamentalist Religion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[There are plenty of places to get your karate update - assholes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[There have been steaks that Duncan has wanted to fuck like a coyote on a chihuahua]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[There will be blood but then Blanche can get back to her fucking]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[UFC douches don't like Natasha either]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[UFC fans really want to get Duncan up against a wall and do things to him]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[UFC talk is not guys rubbing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Whatever it takes Duncan will peel that pup]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Who knows what kind of dogs fucked her doggy-missionary style?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Why did you record that?!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[With dogs it's always rape]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[You can't eat shrimp - put your cock in another man's mouth - or have sex before marriage - otherwise you're going to hell]]></category>

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		<itunes:author>The Duncan Trussell Family Hour</itunes:author>
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		<title>DUDE GIRLS</title>
		<link>http://duncantrussell.com/dude-girls/</link>
		<comments>http://duncantrussell.com/dude-girls/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Sep 2011 03:34:04 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Bonus Episode]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA["[Women] used to be raped all the time!" -Natasha Leggero]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[A personality like yellowed teeth]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[American Buddha]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Apologetics = Advanced Defense of an Opinion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ass-Burrowing Toilet Hookworms]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Assphobia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Calorie Dates]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Chasing dollars rots you from the inside out]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Chihuahua Rape is a Real Issue]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cult Lingo and Group Think are different]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dominator and Receptive Cultures]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dude Girls = Geriatric Yugoslavian Gypsies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dum Dums]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Duncan can't turn off the fucking oven]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Duncan keeps fucking Mayor Cutie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Duncan's Obama-Style Poor People Voice]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fat Man's Confidence]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Few want free drinks badly enough to talk to Tom Leykis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Karmic Drama with your Parents]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Keep the sun out of your eyes and be yourself]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lou Barlow's Favorite Song]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Most rich people are scared dum dums]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Natasha is usually tweeting]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Natasha's yogic dead goose adventure]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sarah Palin never said anything about not fucking black guys]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Super-Nationalist Country Music is the sound of cancer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Textbook Definition of a Cult]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The bathroom is a controversial place and people need to bathe more]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Dalai Lama goes through your medicine cabinet when you have him over]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Leykis Date-Rape Program]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Situation's Unbearable Lightness of Being]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[There's no winning an argument with a crazy person]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[There's nothing to discuss in a cult]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Toleratin' for your meals]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Who's this Schedulin' Bitch?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Why Didn't Ya Suffer WARHOL!?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[You have to Renunciate your desires to escape the material world]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[You're either the child of an employee or the child of an employer]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Natasha’s feminine earth-mother energy des&#8230;</p>]]></description>
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		<itunes:author>The Duncan Trussell Family Hour</itunes:author>
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		<itunes:duration>2:43</itunes:duration>
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		<title>The Stinking Gentleman</title>
		<link>http://duncantrussell.com/the-stinking-gentleman/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Sep 2011 03:48:57 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Bonus Episode]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA["If someone raped me Jesus would give me an abortion." -Natasha Leggero]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[After the President of the United States cigar-fucks you you get a Secret Service detail]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Al Queda is a boogeyman story]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Aleister Lannister Trussell]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ambush Stinking Gentlemen]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[American: The Bill Hicks Story]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Americans are not supposed to point out any problems with Israel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Artists tend to believe in socialism]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Babies used to roam the plains of Africa - and their chief predators were lions]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Better of Two Evils = Lesser of Two Evils = Two Shitty Options]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bill Hicks gave himself colon cancer with his negativity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Can you please sing kumbaya with me?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Daddy's Splooge T-Shirts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dissection doesn't really help you learn anything]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Duncan can't talk again until he feels good]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Duncan is a nerd for skunks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Duncan is an expert on skunks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Duncan is really serious when he sings kumbaya]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Duncan knows the mind of Satan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Duncan tries to summon God and Natasha spoils it]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Evolution gave us ass-mace]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Feelings have a biochemical root]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Free Agents on NBC (starring Natasha)]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gentlemen don't want to fight - they just want to spray ass-mace at their enemies and run away]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gentlemen don't wipe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gloria Steinem breaks down the dangers of Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachmann]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Helen Thomas was kicked out of the Whitehouse Press Corps for telling Israel to get out of Palestine]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Honey - the president put a cigar in your mommy's pussy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I want to be your Steam-Roller - This will be my testimony]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[It's not deep - it's average]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lenny Bruce was arrested for swearing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lions want to eat delicious babies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Monica Lewinsky has secret service bodyguards?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Monica Lewinsky was Bill Clinton's ash-tray]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mouth harps have never been cool]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Natasha got rid of all of her hang-ups]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Natasha is a nerd for ladies and gentlemen]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Natasha is not necessarily a whiner (Duncan implies)]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Natasha is reading Dale Carnegie's book]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Natasha likes big butts and she can't deny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Natasha meets a lot of mute children]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Natasha was terrified every day Osama bin Laden was alive]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Negativity Fast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[No fucking the baby]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nobody understands what the fuck Obama is doing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Obama doesn't play a cool instrument]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Obama has suffered from new media broadcasting]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Obama would be like Peter Gabriel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Obama: The Crooning President]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Of course guys want to fuck Monica Lewinsky - for the story]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Planet of the Bachmanns]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Political wolves in sheep's clothing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pro-Abortion Jesus]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pure-Hippie Jesus]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Purple Pope Challenge - Only talk shit when you feel great]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sauron is a vampire? Wasn't he like an elf or something?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Skunks have Up-the-Butt Mace]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Skunks used to be known as Stinking Gentlemen]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Society can progress once we get rid of the 2000 year old imaginary desert-dweller bullshit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Somebody get us Assange]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Somebody get us Gloria Steinem]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Terms of Endearment at the StarCat Theatre]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The 90s were a lot like Narnia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Lavender Hour needs a hardcore scientist friend]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Lavender Ren Faire]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Thong Song really kicked off the Age of Disintigration]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[There are people who truly believe Israel is somehow magical and mystically significant]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Why wouldn't you capture and interrogate Osama bin Laden?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[You can still get arrested for telling the truth]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[You don't need the need to criticize]]></category>

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		<title>The Purple Popes</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Aug 2011 04:01:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA["Do you have a small peepee Duncan?" -Banana Molester]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA["Fuck your bullshit Amy Winehouse sentiment." -Eddie Peppitone]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA["Let's go to war with God." -Duncan Trussell]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA["Shave it for the Burnin' Man!" -Duncan Trussell]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA["Yeah]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[11 o'clock - make a wish!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Aleister Crowley was an intense stoner]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[An art spanking is still a spanking]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Banana Molester]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Being in the present is the best thing you can do for yourself.]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bernie Madoff is not the Burning Man]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Buzz the Hippie (cooler than New Age Gary)]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dead people ain't checking the Twitter]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Denial of Kissing is a political platform now?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Duncan can't believe brain transplants don't exist yet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Duncan can't go to El Playa]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Duncan encounters a bitch.]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Duncan excommunicates everyone]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Duncan fucked up getting molested]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Duncan hates polished zingers (though he has one)]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Duncan ignores questions about his peepee]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Duncan thinks Kim Kardashian is cool (and now must cut his tongue off)]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Every Pedophile is a Photographer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Go nude and wear your cellphone on a puka shell necklace]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hardcore bicyclist wear numbered lycra]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[History just happened... and Natasha didn't say a thing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Horrifying Science Teachers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humans are Stone-Cold Crazy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[It's easy to be judgmental. It's also essential.]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Judgment as a Comedic Device]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lavender Lads - A Cabal of Dissidents]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[like when your mom cups your balls to help you get to sleep."]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Limpin' around with that shaved pussy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Live from The Ship Room]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lobotomies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mayor Cutie loves chewing at her pussy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Michelle Bachmann - Depth Witch]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Natasha is a Poppette]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Natasha likes to dress up Mayor Cutie in things she hates]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Natasha needs a severe art spanking]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Natasha pulled her toe getting a Brazilian Wax]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Natasha was not in the middle of a romantic text]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Peeing and Chaos Magic]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pope Benedict - Spooky Son of a Bitch]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pope in the Pink Blanket]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Presidential Tag-Teams]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Religious people imagine Jesus not wanting gay people to have sex]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Remember that time Duncan told you he likes wearing diapers?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[School Lunches = Trays of Slop]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Scraping off your clump of bad is really tricky]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Shaved Vaginas are Shocking]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Something can be distasteful and funny - they're not mutually exclusive]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tell your parents to go to their rooms]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The burning man is a literal metaphor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Count of Monte Cristo is Revenge City]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Inner Darkness of Paris Hilton]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Kennedy Lobotomy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The LA River - an alley that smells like a washing machine]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Lavender Ephebophiles]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Lavender Hour wishes Hitler had worn patchouli]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Too-Sooners]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[you know man]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[You're all discordian popes]]></category>

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		<title>Spankin&#8217; Louise</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Aug 2011 04:15:19 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Bonus Episode]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA["The 80s were a vomit decade!" -Duncan Trussell]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[- including listening to shitty music]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[80s music was pretty rough but it was still better than modern music]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[A lot of dominatrices follow Duncan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[All our moms listened to divorce songs from the 80s]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[American Apparel Pussy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ass Play]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Blimps and Dwarves on the first date = Getting Laid]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bob Dylan - A meatball that grew vocal cords]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bob Dylan - A shrunken head that can sing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bob Dylan - What would happen if something stuck under your balls were given a microphone and banjo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Booking a role on Fantasy Island was a big deal to a lot of cokehead actors]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cocaine Jumping Jacks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Commercial]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cultural Relativism]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Die Antwoord]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dinosaur Jr.]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Duncan is disappointed in Natasha for not remembering primetime 70s programming]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Duncan likes his dominatri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Duncan really wants to talk about clitorectomies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Duncan Trussell lays down a Lavender Challenge]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Duncan was a fat kid who loved HBO]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Duncan was more into movies - horror - and cookies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Duncan's Bob Dylan Murder Album]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[followers a lot]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gone with the Wind's extremely racist fan contraption]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Greasy Tumbleweeds]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Guys read the game and insult girls until a dumb one sucks their cock]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Head Shop Kismet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Internet porn spankings]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[J Mascis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[LA Party Scene - The Most Deplorable Scene]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lavender Lads]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Let Queen do what Queen do]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Marcus Bachmann is a Lavender Lad]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Maybe everything falls apart every 50 years or so]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Michelle Bachmann]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Michelle Bachmann's hilariously gay husband]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Momma Trussell's Endless Supply of Keebler Elf Cookies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Natasha is friends with a Christian (which is like being friends with a Nazi)]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Natasha loves Stevie Nicks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Natasha would like someone to sail to her]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Natasha's insidious day job]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Natasha's teachers made her go in the hallway and dance]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Obama probably feels very regal as he fucks in the White House]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Oprah is a bitch to her help]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Oprah is a kids mascot for adults]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Oprah is Adult Barney]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Party People will only leave when you're out of chips]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[People want to go deep inside something that hasn't showered]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rape is the Foundation for Gypsy Marriage - but don't judge]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rough Trade - Home of the Giant Buttplug]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rough Trade - Se]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sarah Palin was getting fucked by wolves]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sergeant Hipster]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Shit Family with Blimp Boy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Silverlake is getting infested]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Slavery has been a big part of human evolution]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Some people do a lot of bad things to rela]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Spankin' Louise is her employer AND spanker]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Spanking porn isn't calculus!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stop clamping down and pooping on parties - feel some balls and let loose!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tar-and-Feathering: Defense against bullshit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The 80s - A Fluorescent Pink Turd on the Carpet of Our Culture]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Particle Janitor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The President doesn't have many girls over]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The President fucks in a steel room under the White House]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[These hills are brimming with pervs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[toys from Silence of the Lambs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Urine isn't supposed to be dark orange]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wage slaves are a new kind of slave]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[When you watch Michelle Bachmann speak it's like watching an icicle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[With a lightning bolt from the grave of Jesus]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Your chain gang is the carpool lane]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Duncan and Natasha address their Lavender Lads&#8230;</p>]]></description>
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		<title>Curious Pigs</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Aug 2011 04:25:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[2 year olds shouldn’t be thinking about their vaginas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[A determined person can make a weapon out of anything]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Adults are calloused and blistered babies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Alan Watts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Americans feel guilty for relaxing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Being a freelancer means living in financial terror]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bob Odenkirk can not be nice but you’re too stupid to do it]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Duncan’s garden bandit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Duncan’s lettuce went wild because he treated it like the British treat minorities?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Enlightenment is the ability to rid yourself of fear and anxiety]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Estheticians fuck your face with beauty]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fauster in the Rye]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Get facials guys!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[How do you fail at cream delivery?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[How much reading material is there for giving a facial?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kix and a Movie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Living with Terror]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Locker of dangerous snowglobes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[London riots]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Michelle Bachmann's hilariously gay husband]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Natasha can’t read]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Natasha would feel better if she protested something]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Oink Oink Oink It's the Teacup Pig]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pay-per-podcast dissenters sound like Duncan’s mom]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[People are guilty of Chinese water torture]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pray Away the Gay is a Closeted Gay Fetish]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Shit Psychic Waves are responsible for Ke$ha]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stadium Video Gaming]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stop stinking up the place with your shit psychic energy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Strive to constantly be on vacation]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sweet Verdant Patches]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The problem with rioting is it restarts the cycle of oppression]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Teacup Pig has Quit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tottenham Riots]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Watch Lockup Abroad]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[When you hit rock bottom you’re ready for enlightenment]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[You can feel like shit but don’t be an asshole about it]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[You’re supposed to go around curves Natasha]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[“Exchanging money for goods and services is the last thing society needs!” -Teacup Pig]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Natasha and Duncan talk about watering your gar&#8230;</p>]]></description>
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